Submission
- Message: No, YOU'RE FIRED
- Initials: AP
Submission
Message: You’re getting kinda chubs there - you pregnant? Initials:
Submission
- Message: Why don't you just lay me off already?! It's been 3.5 months since I've actually done anything.
- Initials: BG
Submission
- Message: Hi! Can I hug you? kthanks!
- Initials: AA
“When you tell me you are leaving early, I get so excited. Then you leave 10 minutes before I do. It always breaks my heart a little.”
— B.G.
“You are slowly beating my soul to death with your incompetence. -O.M.”
Submission
- Message: Office affair?!! With you?!! ...Yes, please.
- Initials: W.P.
“I shall shank you one day with products found in aisles 4, 9, and 11”
— K.Y.
“If I was married to your wife, I would be having an affair, too.”
“Aren’t you a little old to be a hipster?”
— T.R.
“Tomorrow I will leave you a toothbrush on your desk. You are instructed to use it”
“Why are you telling me your problems? See a therapist psycho”
— P.M.
“I agree with our customers. We provide terrible service”
— K.Y.
“I come in late because I want to delay being in your presence”
— R.S.
“You don’t hate me, you hate your job”
— H.R.
